Funny SMS Collection
dear customer,
u r not using your sms service properly.
your sim will be deactivated soon due to ghussa.
to avoid this, quickly send a cute sms to the sender
when i don't get your sms
a little pain in my heart
a small tear in my eyes and
sadness falls on my face.
what is this?
it's nothing
"Just Dramabazi."
aasman pe raat ko moon hota hai
ishq jab haad se guzar jai to junon hota hai.
jis awaz pe dil dharke woh aap a fone hota hai.
aap k sms se jaan ko sakon hota hai.
Umeedo ki manzil toot gayi
aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi
are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi
jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi
Every body wants:
sum 1 special, sum 1 nice,
sum 1 cute, sum 1 smart,
sum 1 sweet, sum 1 honest,
tabhi to mein kahon
sare mere pechey kyon parey hain
Jab tak ham jiyenge, Aapko Yaad kiya Karenge.
Agar Hum Mar Bhi Gaye to Kya Hoga,
Yamraaj ke Mobile Se Aapko SMS Kiya Karenge...
aapko phone kiya to network bola,
namaskar, paglo ki duniya me aapka swagat hai,
aap jis pagal se baat karna chahte hai
is waqt uska DIMAAG switch off hai plz try later
sms kerne main kitna maza aata hai
lekin dil ghabrata hai
kyunke balance jata hai
lekin asal maza tab aaata hai
jab kanjoos logon se sms ka jawab aata hai
Main aur tum,
tum aur main,
yani hum dono,
aaj raat ko,
ek baje k baad,
akele main,
chup k se,
bistar pe late k,
ek dosre ko,
SmS karain gaye. :p
Kisi ne dil badal liya, kisi ne dharkan badal li
aap k pass kuch nahi tha badalne ko
to aap ne masjid main jaa kar chappal badal li.
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