Funny SMS

Sweet SMS

Sweet SMS

Dared dil mein gam ki kaliyan khilti hai,
Ab to tanhaiya aakar humse milti hai,
Aapne bandh kiya jabse sms karma,
Mobile ki battery jyada chalti hai.



Tumhari naam ki gazalein chand par likhne ko ji chahta hai.
Par kya karu yeh jaalim khwab amavas ki raat ko hi aata hai.



Har koi pyar ke liye rota hai,
Har koi pyar ke liye hi tadapta hai,
Mere pyar ko galat mat samajna?
Pyar to dosti mein bhi hota hai.



Kadam kadam pe hawao se talukh rakhna,
Dosti ke naam pe dosti ka asra rakhna.
Hamari dosti ki khusbu zarur aayegi.
Aap apna INBOX khali rakhna.



Log kehete hai hum jise chaahate hai who chaand ka tukra hai,
Hum jise chaahte hai chand uska ek tukra hai.



A sardar got himself a puzzle game.
It took him 10 hard months to finish it.
He was so proud of himself because
at the side of the box it was written: 2-3 years



Jab tum is duniya se jaoge,
Door kahin ek naya janam paoge,
Is baar jo hua bahut bura hua,
Agli baar tum ek lambi pooch aur chaar taang paoge.



Manjil ki taraf badte chalo,
Jo dil kahe usi rah ko chuno.
Peeche walo ko aage na aane do,
Aur jo aage hai unke aage niklo.
Tabhi truck driver banoge.



Abhi abhi to pyaar ka PC kiya hai chaaloo,
Apne dil ki Hard Disk pe aur kitni Files daaloo.



Apne chehare se ruswaai ka Error to hatao,
Aye jaaneman apne dil ka Password to batao.



Woh to hum hai jo aap ki chahat dil main rakhte hain,
Warna aap jaise Softwares to bazaar mein bikte hain.

FUNNY SMS

me, I just wanted you to read it.

2. Shah Jahan Ne Taj Mahal Ki Har Deewar Ko Dekha, Har Meenar Ko

Dekha, Har Kaleen Ko Dekha, Har Khidki Se Dekha... Aur Bola... Maa

Kasam, Bahut Kharcha Ho Gaya !!!

3. Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when

you wakeup today?

1)Pray, so that u may live...

2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!

4. Can u pronounce good english:- read along woof, roof, loof, shoof,

shoof,woof, loof, roof, poof, woof woof, hoof, woof, roof,

shoof.Test results: U r a good dog. Now stop barking.

5. If u hide, i'll seek 4 u. If u r lost, i'll search 4 u. If u'll

leave, i'll wait 4 u. If days take u away 4m me, i'll fight 4 u.

But, if u stop sending msgs, i'll kill you.

6. Beta bola "papa papa mujhe bandar dekhna hai". Papa bole, "Nahi

bete, abhi nahi". "Papa kyon ?" .......... "Bete abhi bandar SMS

padh raha hai"

7. I saw something in a shop window. It was stunning, cute, simply

adorable. I was supposed 2 buy it 4 u, then I realised it was my

reflection.

8. To live a life, one needs brains, reflex, perception, looks, IQ,

knowledge, way of ______expression & many more mental qualities. Hats

off 2 u coz u manage 2 live without them.

9. Once an angel came up to me & granted me a wish. I asked for "world

peace". That's impossible, he said. Then I asked himto give u

brains. He said "Let me try world peace"

10. Falling in love is a sweet ambition, finding true love is a life

time mission.. Take my word, follow the Pakistani tradition &

marry ur dad's ugly decision.

11. From Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, my

feelings for you have never changed. For me, you've always

been........ ... a headache !

12. 1 day you'll Be srprised to see ME beside YOU. YOU & ME laughing,

YOU &

ME crying, YOU & ME dreaming, YOU & ME holding on, YOU & ME... just YOU

& ME

sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING YOU.

I cannot hide this from you any more. I don't want to hurt you and I

feel it's best if I tell u, before you hear it from someone else

............ Potato Prices Have Gone Up !

13. Maine puchha chand se "dekha hai kahin mere yaar sa hasin", chand

ne kaha "saale itni upar se dikhta hai kya".

14. If u save this msg, it means I'm cute. If u edit this, I'm still

cute. If u fwd this, you are spreading that i'm cute & if u erase

this, you are jealous of me coz i'm cute!

15. Zindagi mein tum bahut aage jaaoge, kyonki jahan bhi tum jaooge,

sab kahenge, chal be chal aage chal.

16. I mixed RUM in water and got drunk. I mixed BRANDY in water and

got drunk. I mixed WHISKY in water and got drunk again. Now I have

decided never to drink water again !!!

17. Dark were those days, without your sight. When I was in darkness,

you gave me light. You gave me strength to make life bright. Thank

you so much PHILIPS

TUBELIGHT