Ek murga murgi k peeche bhag rha tha. Achanak murgi car k niche aa gayi or mar gyi. Murga bola saali ne jaan dedi magar izzat bacha li...!
Aisi kaun si jagah hai jaha pe Ladies" aur "Gents" dono ko curly baal aate hai? Ans is.. "West Indies" U dirty mind. Apni niyat saf rakho."
Baap: beta maine tere liye ek ladki dekhi hai, wo roopwati, gunwati or saraswati hai. beta-lekin papa mein kisi or se pyar karta hoon or wo garbhwati hai ...
Student ne hawa wich coin uchaleya Head aya tan sovan ga Tail aya film dekhan ga khada reh geya gane suna ga je hava wich reh geya padanga ...
Air hostess pathan se Sir, aap kya lena pasand karenge.
Pathan: Humare liye taveez wala chai lao.
Air hostess: Abey akhrot, woh taveez nahi tea bag hota hai
Boy: me 18 sal ka hu.
Girl: me bhi 18 ki hu.
Boy: to phir chle.
Girl: kahan.
Boy: vote dalne.
KABIR DA LATEST DOHA: Kaa-he javat college ko, Kaa-he karat padai... Puttar number ta uhne hi aahne, jine di parchi banai!!!
Rahul Gandhi- Mom apki wajah se meri shadi nahi ho rahi hai.
Sonia Gandhi-kaise?
Rahul-har taraf likhwa diya hai Sonia ko bahumat do. SONIA KO BAHU MAT DO.
TECHER:-bcho! Kabbi sharab na pina, non-veg na khana, kabhi ladki ko na chedna, apne desh ke liye jaan de dena,
BACHE-de denge jaan sala aise jine se to marna accha hai
GOD IS GREAT
Example- He blows d naughty wind dat blows d girl's Skirt" high. But hes the dust along d wind to close the boys eyes."
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