Hindi SMS

Ek khwab, ek khayal, ek hakikat ho tum,
Dosti me padnewali har jarurat ho tum,
Jisko roz ek sms karna pade,
Kya yar ajib musibat ho tum

Umeedo ki manzil toot gayi
aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi
are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi
jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi

Do u know the full form of college?
C: come, O: on, L: lets, L: love, E: each,
G: girl, E: equally

Pani main tairna machli ka style,
Hawa mai urna panchi ka style,
Different message bhejna mera style,
Muft main message parhna aap ka style

sms kerne main kitna maza aata hai
lekin dil ghabrata hai
kyunke balance jata hai
lekin asal maza tab aaata hai
jab kanjoos logon se sms ka jawab aata hai

When I Miss u, I read your sms,
When I want to see u, I close my eyes,
and When I want to hear u,
I throw a stone at a Donkey. :p

Sitam sehne ki haad hoti hai,
pass na ane ki haad hoti hai,
ruth jane ki haad hoti hai,
ek sms to kar doo zalim
kanjusi ki bhi haad hoti hai

I am worried

No visits...
No calls...
No sms's...
No letters...

No missed calls...
I'm worried...
R u in jail again?

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Money can buy...
House but not Home...
Bed not Sleep...
Medicine not health...
MONEY-IS-DIRTY
It only causes pains and sufferings
SO SEND ME UR MONEY AND BE HAPPY

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Have something for U
Close ur eyes !
1..2..3..

Cheater, U didn't close ur eyes, so nothing 4U.

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Que: Why does ADNAN SAMI sing geela geela ???
Think, Think, Think,
Dont know?
ANS: No huggies available in elephant size.!!!

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Ummido ki shama dil me mat jalana,
is jahan se alag duniya mat basana,
me tha to SMS kar diya,
par roj intezar me palke mat bichana!


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Hamein zindagi to di kisi aur ne,
Par pyaar itna dekar jeena sikha diya aapne.

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Tujhe bhoolkar bhi na bhool payenge hum,
Bas yahi ek wada nibha payenge hum.
Mita denge khud ko bhi jahan se lekin,
Tera naam dil se na mita payenge hum..

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Karoge yaad ek din is pyar ke zamane ko,
Chale jayenge jab hum kabhi na vapas aane ko.
Chalega mehfil me jab zikr hamara koi,
To tum bhi tanhayi dhundoge aansu bahane ko.

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Sabhi ko sabh kuch nahi milta,
Nadi ki har lehar ko sahil nahi milta,
Yeh dil walon ki dunia hai dost,
Kisi se dil nahi milta to koi dil se nahi milta

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Kadam kadam pe baharon ne saath chhoda,
Zaroorat padne par yaaron ne saath chhoda,
Vaada kiya sitaron ne saath dene ka,
Subah hone par sitaron ne bhi saath chhoda

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Dil ka dard dil todne wale kya jane,
Pyar ke rivazon ko zamana kya jane,
Hoti hai kitni takleef ladki patane mein,
Ye ghar pe baitha ladki ka baap kya jaane.

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Funny SMS

Ek murga murgi k peeche bhag rha tha. Achanak murgi car k niche aa gayi or mar gyi. Murga bola saali ne jaan dedi magar izzat bacha li...!

Aisi kaun si jagah hai jaha pe Ladies" aur "Gents" dono ko curly baal aate hai? Ans is.. "West Indies" U dirty mind. Apni niyat saf rakho."

Baap: beta maine tere liye ek ladki dekhi hai, wo roopwati, gunwati or saraswati hai. beta-lekin papa mein kisi or se pyar karta hoon or wo garbhwati hai ...

Student ne hawa wich coin uchaleya Head aya tan sovan ga Tail aya film dekhan ga khada reh geya gane suna ga je hava wich reh geya padanga ...

Air hostess pathan se Sir, aap kya lena pasand karenge.
Pathan: Humare liye taveez wala chai lao.
Air hostess: Abey akhrot, woh taveez nahi tea bag hota hai

Boy: me 18 sal ka hu.
Girl: me bhi 18 ki hu.
Boy: to phir chle.
Girl: kahan.
Boy: vote dalne.

KABIR DA LATEST DOHA: Kaa-he javat college ko, Kaa-he karat padai... Puttar number ta uhne hi aahne, jine di parchi banai!!!

Rahul Gandhi- Mom apki wajah se meri shadi nahi ho rahi hai.
Sonia Gandhi-kaise?
Rahul-har taraf likhwa diya hai Sonia ko bahumat do. SONIA KO BAHU MAT DO.

TECHER:-bcho! Kabbi sharab na pina, non-veg na khana, kabhi ladki ko na chedna, apne desh ke liye jaan de dena,
BACHE-de denge jaan sala aise jine se to marna accha hai

GOD IS GREAT
Example- He blows d naughty wind dat blows d girl's Skirt" high. But hes the dust along d wind to close the boys eyes."