SMS Torture

1)Hoton Pe "Haan" Hai ...
Dil Mein "Naa" Hain ...

Hoton Pe "Haan" Hai ...
Dil Mein "Naa" Hain ...

Shashi Kapoor Kehta Hai: "Mere Paas Maa Hai ..."

2)Bahaar Aane Se Pehle Fizaa Aa Gayii ...
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Waah! Waah!
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Bahaar Aane Se Pehle Fizaa Aa Gayii ...
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Waah! Waah!
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Phool Ko Khilne Se Pehle Bakri Kha Gayii .. !!


3)Aatma Chhod Gayii Shareer Puraana ...
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Waah! Waah!
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Aatma Chhod Gayii Shareer Puraana ...
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Waah! Waah!
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Didi Tera Devar Deewana .. !!


4)Saap Ne Piya Bakri Ka Khoon ...
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Waah! Waah!
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Saap Ne Piya Bakri Ka Khoon ...
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Waah! Waah!
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Good Afternoon! Good Afternoon! Good Afternoon!!


5)Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala ...
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Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala ...
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"Maa, Tata Sky Laga Daala To Life Jhingalala ..!!"




6 )Tere Pyaar Mein Paagal Ho Gaya Peter ...
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Waah! Waah!
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Tere Pyaar Mein Paagal Ho Gaya Peter ...
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Waah! Waah!
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Ab Hero Honda Splendor, 80 km Prati Litre .. !!



7) 2 Cockroach Gaana Gaa Rahe Thhe : "Aashiq Banaaya Aapne" ...
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Dono Marr Gaye ...
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Because Gaana "HIT" Tha ...

8)Aapki Surat Mere Dil Mein Aise Bass Gayii Hai ...
Aapki Surat Mere Dil Mein Aise Bass Gayii Hai ...
Jaise Chhote Se Darwaaze Mein Bhens Phass Gayii Hai .. !!


9)Premika: "Aisa Khatt Likho Sajna, Ki Meri Umar Beet
Jaaye Padhne Mein ... "
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Premi: "$@# % #$ @ $ %#$ &&*
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@#@#!! ? #$%^ $#$%&<<
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Le Padh !!!"