Funny SMS

Apne roop par itna ghuroor na kar,
Sab 2 din ki masti hai,
Tera husn bhi tab tak qayam hai,
Jab tak
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.Fair & Lovely sasti hai.

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Apki 'smile' ne saara jahan hila diya,
Apki 'smile' ne saara jahan hila diya,
COMA se jaage huye mareez ko permanently sula diya.

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Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!

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Apki chal mor jaisi,
Awaaz koyal jaisi,
Dimag lomdi jaisa,
Gussa sher jaisa,
Kitna acha hota ki do teen quality insano ki hoti.

Sweet SMS

Keh ke dekh liya, Chup reh ke bhi dekh liya,
Kya kare jab unhone hi khamosh kar diya.
Unse baat karne ke liye hum bahut tadapte hai,
Kya kare jab humare call karne se who bhadkte hai.

Hakeekat samjho ya afsana;
Begana kaho ya deewana;
Suno mere dil ka fasana;
Teri dosti hai mere jeene ka bahana.

Shah Jahan Ne Taj Mahal Ki Har Deewar Ko Dekha,
Har Meenar Ko Dekha,
Har Kaleen Ko Dekha,
Har Khidki Se Dekha... Aur Bola...
Maa Kasam, Bahut Kharcha Ho Gaya!!!

Beta bola "Papa Papa mujhe bandar dekhna hai".

Papa bole, "Nahi bete, abhi nahi". "Papa kyon ?" ......

"Bete abhi bandar SMS padh raha hai!!!"

Zindagi mein tum bahut aage jaaoge,

kyonki jahan bhi tum jaooge, sab kahenge,

chal be chal aage chal.